Bryan El-Eni

Bryan El-Eni is a local celebrity in a PetSmart near new york, he is famous for building pcs and having his own opinion, he is so cool. His dog, Hemlock is his lover and they have been married for 9 years. Bryans mom, Bassan she used to be a M.I.L.F and Bryan was a accidental conceivement during a film shoot.

Bryan El-Eni, I didnt troll you!

by fhweufe April 21, 2020

Anita Bryant

a bitch.
there's really no more to say.

but here's some background: she was very against gay people based on really horrible ridiculous reasons. she felt like she was on such a high horse because of her Christianity. her preach was one of many organized religious people: God loves everyone. everyone in the world, including Gay people. he just wants us to get rid of you. he wants us to kill you.

I hate Anita Bryant. Let's cheer against her! Anita, you liar, we'll set your hair on fire! Woo. Ah, it's good to cheer your feelings :

by peter's girl ;] March 24, 2009

pulling a kobe bryant

when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did.

Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.

by XTDave November 21, 2006

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

A Bryan Adams Party

A sexual activity in which homosexuals form a circle around the Canandian flag and masturbate.

The First one to ejaculate is named the 'Bryan Adams' and must get in the center and sing 'everything i do' while the remaining members
of the 'Adams Circle' climax.

Scott couldn't wait to get his friends from work around for A Bryan Adams Party.

'That was a great Bryan Adams Party' said Scott, 'Same time tomorrow?'

by ThePhantomExpainerOfThings April 22, 2013

Kai Bryant Huntamer

Independant, Honest and true, Naturally smart, Warm characteristics, Trusts few

fully but with trust much is gained, Super modest, Reliable in important

situations, wonderful sense of humor, understanding, Insightfully deep and an

Intelligent thinker, Tends to end up in complicated female problems, Under-cover

mushy..rarely UNcovered, Somtimes makes-up words, is ridiculously Charming, an

overall.. just great person.

When this person turns 17 on May 9th, you probably won't even believe it since

it's just oh-so-very difficult to imagine someone so real being that young.

At first you could be worried and ask yourself if he'll change.. however, you

later realize that he's just so capable of making his own decisions that if he

does, it's only for the better.

After all, how could anyone be mad at him, his imperfections make his

personality even more attention grabbing. Plus, sometimes it's alright to be

your own age.. but it's a bit funny to see how he's aware of his adolescent

behavior the whole time..

Hopefully he'll be around for awhile, who else could talk about everything..but

nothing at the same time?

Happy Birthday Kai Bryant Huntamer.

1) Kai Bryant Huntamer could be part of the crowd, but he just doesn't seem to

quite fit in. Who said that?

2) Isn't he the coolest kid on the block..

3) Back in August 2008, Spanish3, Period3:

-What math are you in?
+Algebra II with some ridiculous teacher.
-Hmm..me too..where do you wana study?
+Somewhere in SoCal.
-Really, weird, me too. What's one of your favorite numbers?
+Three..and I don't know but somthing else probably.
-Omg..me too!
+You know, for complete opposites, we have a lot in common..thats odd.

Yes, odd as he would put it, but still memorable.

By the way, would you like to go and study at Barnes&Noble sometime?

by justsmilesillyitsyourbday May 6, 2009

Bryanah

She is the most beautiful girl in the planet. She has a great sense of humor and she can make anyone fall for her because of how truly amazing she really is. She has the cutest little smile that can make anyone’s day in less than 5 seconds and she really brightens up the whole world. Words cannot describe how adorable she is and she makes everyone happy every day. She’s really the best person you could ever know.

Boy 1: hey is that bryanah?
Boy 2 : yes it is, she’s so beautiful, everyone wishes they were with her!

by andyzcandyz June 5, 2018