kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"
Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser
by youknowthat oneperson July 24, 2012
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L Bruiser

Someone who b wakin up wit a swollen eye n hand..
shorty L Bruiser
by #FREEBANDZ August 04, 2022
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Bruiser

A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special
Bruiser is an alpha male
by Bruce130404 November 22, 2021
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Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.
Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.
by VanHalenBro July 04, 2023
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cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.
Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."
by Marc Twang March 05, 2019
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Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.
Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.
by Mike1356 October 11, 2010
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Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.
Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."
by Cool4Katz June 04, 2024
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