Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

marko bruiser

Marko Bruiser is a punk rock musician from Massachusetts. Formed the band "Marko and the Bruisers" in 2008

Yo, you know that dude Marko Bruiser?

by PunkRockGuy November 23, 2019

Kujo bruiser

The man the myth the legend the gypsy king ain’t nobody stopping Oliver hare

kujo bruiser is coming I need to be careful or I’ll die

by Kujo bruiser February 11, 2020

Kujo bruiser

An absolute machine bare knuckle fighter mush who bench presses me braithwate for fun he is also Oliver hare

Kujo bruiser just jumped me, I have 7 broken bones I don’t know how i survived

by -XDDDDD- February 11, 2020

kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 23, 2012

Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.

Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.

by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023