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bromestic violence

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.
by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012
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Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.
Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016
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Brodesiaclatt

when a transgender man sneezes so hard his dick comes out of his pussy
damn bruh he pulled a brodesiaclatt
by HARDANALRAPE July 28, 2019
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Brotégé

/ˈbrōtəˌZHā/

Noun
1. A bro who is guided and supported by an older and more experienced or influential bro.

2. A bro whose welfare, training, or career is promoted by an influential bro.

brotégés, plural

C18: from French brotéger to provide brotection

brotégée or ( feminine ) brotégée
He was my brotégé.
by Autaux February 7, 2013
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Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.
Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.
by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017
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brotellectual

‘Bros’, frat-boy types who get nuggets of information from members of the IDW(intellectual dark web) through podcasts and YouTube videos and end up believing they have a deep understanding of philosophical, economical, biological and psychological principals.
That dude was a marketing major but he’s been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson so now he’s become a total brotellectual.
by Meldi July 22, 2018
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brotential

having the potential or possibility of being bro or bro-esque, acting like a bro, supplementing as a bro, or in all practicality, having the ability to bro out
1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.

2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast

3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night

4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone

5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
by HipStir January 30, 2010
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