Breerection

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

Bronnection

When two bros share a totally non homosexual intimate connection

After a few too many strawberry daiquiris and mojitos, it was obvious me and charlie had a serious bronnection

by the slaig November 14, 2011

Bronnection

The act of being the mutual bro that bronnects the broship.
See also: Bronnector Bronnect Bronnecting Brolationship

"So how do you two know each other?"
"Oh Kati is the bronnection"

by lexi96 August 31, 2012

Brotection

Warning your Bro to protect them. Also can as detecting something fishy.

“ Hey dude, I feel like something is wrong with your gf. I’d watch out if I were you.”
“Hey man, thanks for the Brotection skills.”

by Just like Joe mama December 26, 2019

brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.

John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.

by Enclave General May 5, 2015

Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird

I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018