Brotein

Brotein is a bodily chemical that is excreted by the pancreas that creates a euphoric sensation. Brotein is released usually whilst throwing down at a rowdy Pop-Punk and/or Hardcore show.

"Yo man, I feel great, that show was rowdy as hell."
"For sure dude, that's gotta be the brotein."

by zsteezy August 20, 2009

brohein

surfer slang for a close male friend.

Yo brohein lets hit this gnarly wave.

by Dylan Press November 24, 2006

Brotein

The bro that hits the gym with you. That special bond between bros and gains

Hey bro you want some brotein time?

by Jack Richards March 7, 2017

Brotein Shot

A best friend's spouse or girlfriend, pouring her breast milk for you to drink.

That news year's party was wild, he even got his wife to pour me a Brotein shot!

by LitanusBlack January 5, 2017

Brotein Shake

When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.

Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."

Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"

by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019

Brotein

Noun;
An aura of overwhelming masculinity, testosterone, and gym bro energy. Often used to describe people who like to refer to themselves as alphas and flex their gains to their bros and can be seen boasting about how much they get laid regardless of how much they actually get laid, and how fucked up they got last weekend.

"I couldn't stand the amount of brotein at the Kappa Sigma Ligma frat party last week, Jarryd was benching the kegs whilst chatting to Stephany, Bethany and Methany."

by Peliwang January 1, 2022

broline

A knot similar to the bowline, but used to tie together items usually associated with bros.

I tied a broline around my frisbee, Keystone Lights, and condoms to keep them in line.

Alright kids, today we will be tying to broline- a useful know to attach multiple items to each other, regardless of what those items are.

by supaaaaaaaman October 29, 2009