Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.

Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.

by Supernova508 September 28, 2020

brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.

“Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash”

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

by cgpgreyneedstolightenup June 24, 2014

breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you

Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum

by realtalk81 February 3, 2015

Lets get this bread

When you rise and grind. Hustle on da streets and earn that paper

"ayo mornin fellas, lets get this bread"

"word"

by jedgeeeee September 16, 2018

The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

Breadcrumbing

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.

by Briness May 11, 2018

Slut Bread

The first piece of bread in a package that everyone touches, but nobody wants.

"Hey you want some toast?"
"No way, all that's left is the slut bread!"

by Bread Boy January 7, 2013