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brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello
Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?
by no1sandman August 1, 2010
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Brain fart

A sudden lapse of memory or judgment usually the result of ass gnomes dwelling in your mind cave.
Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"

Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice
by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010
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Brain Fart

What's that honey? Our anniversary date? Sorry, I think I'm having a brain fart!
by Henry Harmison August 4, 2008
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brain fart

When someone does not perform an action that obviously should have been done, especially when you are under pressure and must think quickly.
Phillies fan: "Dude, Rod Barajas had a brain fart last night! He should have blocked the plate instead of standing up!"

Mets Fan: "That's not a surprise."
by DW5 December 28, 2008
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Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.
THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...
by MS4C February 8, 2013
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brainsmarts

the smartness of the brain expressed in one cheerful and hip word.
can also be used in states of sarcasm.
-I failed my science test

- good job brainsmarts
by brainsmartzchild May 18, 2010
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Brainmate

The exact same fucking definition as "mindmate". Yes this word does not need to exist, because it means the exact same thing as another word but fuck mindmate. Brainmate sounds so much cooler.

Word invented by Roop Warraich
Dude. Jordan and I literally think exactly the same. She's so awesome. We're like totally brainmates.
by NoIAmNotJordan March 6, 2017
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