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Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Black box warrior (p3)

Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good?
No, they spread because people like them
So now here we are once again, holding
As it were, a mirror up to your mirror
I guess it's just something people do
A bloody knife to split your infrastructure, wine to rev your motor function
Coital machinations of the dead
Well, you mainline your animus, karate chop your abacus
And learn to be an animal instead
But I never did think you better than this, your modus operandi causes
Nazi/Skoptzyism and suicide
Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem
Not the things you do but something sick inside
Lithium and Dialectics, boy you really is defective
CBT don't seem effective for that Cluster B, accept it
Offer up your innocence, please ignore the side effects
You've lost your mind and almost lost your life before
So you'll be fine
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, and why would you want to look back?
I mean, it's no good looking back, so try to look forward now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If they were going to get you boy, they would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down...
WOOOHOOO! THE FINAL PART YAYAYAY!!! as always, I must include the title in this part, so here you go :D Black box warrior (p3)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Black box theory

Another failed metaphor for understanding the complex and subtle ways of women.

You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
Black box theory is another failed metaphor for women.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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black bile box

A polemic against society, sex, social nuances, feminism, and equal rights.
Fuck that guy's black bile box is evil.
by JasperAU October 10, 2006
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blocks the box

When your Christmas tree blocks your TV set.
Emma: I'm so happy this year we put the tree in the back corner of the living room. It no longer blocks the box!
by MeTheTree December 14, 2006
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boxblock

To prevent a female from having consensual sexual intercourse. Analogous to cockblock. Boxblocking is usually committed by other females although males are occasionally guilty. From the slang box.
I can't believe that bitch Martha, trying to hook up with my ex-boyfriend. I am totally going to boxblock her tonight at the club.
by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005
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boxblocker

One who prevents a female from engaging in consensual sexual intercourse. Can be a male or female, but usually it is the latter. Analagous to cockblocker. From the slang word box.
Mike was totally about to fuck me, but then Amy had to be a boxblocker and screw it all up.
by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005
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