monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

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Borrie

A word used in Australia to describe 'Taking a Crap'.

I'm going out the back for a Borrie.

by Occaman September 2, 2013

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barrier raped

In Call Of Duty Zombies, when you're at a barrier shooting zombies and knifing them, and the zombies hit you through the barrier and you get downed. Often happens on a very low round and is a great source of embarrassment.

Player 1: *knifes zombie*
Zombie: *hits player twice and downs him*
Game: "GAME OVER. You survived 1 round"
Onlooker: "Lol, you're so bad at call of duty zombies, you can't get past round 1."
Player 1: "It's not my fucking fault, I got barrier raped"

by CycloneChilli February 11, 2014

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bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

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throat barrier

The L shaped point in the throat where an erect penis must either bend to travel further down, or apply enough pressure that the recipient acquiesces and straightens the passage themselves to allow further unhindered pistoning.

Clara's gag reflex was strong, but through stringent discipline Kyle can now consistently fuck past her throat barrier gag and regurgitation free.

by Jeff Bendo December 17, 2022

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