Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

Barleypop

Beer.
Made with barley + carbonated like sodapop = barleypop.

Hey man, wanna go grab a barleypop after work?

by MandaWooWoo July 12, 2011

Mob Barley

It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.

Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.

Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.

Grandma: Brecisedly!

Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!

by platonymous May 23, 2014

Barleyed

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.

"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"

by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barleywine

The greatest style of beer ever to grace the earth. Typically clocking in upwards of 8% ABV, this wine-strength beer is the motherlode of malty goodness, and is the preferred style of the highest echelon of cicerone s. There are two sub-styles, American and English, the former of which has more hop flavor and bitterness. As heavy hopping is appropriate in an IPA but destroys the pure heavenly flavor of this glorious beer style, a preference for American barleywine has been linked in scientific studies with brain damages, taste bud disorders, and early onset dementia. "Barleywine" is also generally considered to be a synonym of "life", thus giving rise to the common expression "Barleywine is life", or BiL for short.

Albert Einstein: "I just discovered the special theory of relativity, which Is the biggest breakthrough in theoretical physics in centuries. Also, I prefer American barleywine to English and hazy IPAs to barleywine in general."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."

by Nicholas D August 11, 2018

Borleanu Mihaita

He is the sweetest ,smartest ,coolest person ever who loves from the bottom of his heart and has a only and true love ,Samaria Florina ,the girl that he meet on Intragam from may 2021 .He loves her from then to now and to the future until they will meet in real life and the dream will become true. He will get the kiss that he deserves from long time ago.
Samariutza, love u too much to lost u for that fartless kid " borș" ,ur my lil pie, my wife❤

Mihai: Cioata ,spawneaza-te
Samaria: N-am chef de tine Borleanu Mihaita...
Mihai: "thinking about somthing sweet to reflect his love about her and to inpress her aswell"
Samaria: marry me Mihai ,i love u so much😍❤❤🤰🤰🤰🤰

by MihaiBRL November 23, 2021