boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....

Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.

by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.

"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"

by bigtrick September 18, 2003

Boonie kid

Someone who lives in the boonies. They're like gangsta's, only with shotguns instead of pistols and cows instead of hoes.

Dude! Look at those boonie kids lighting a fire in a barrel!

by LOLMORTEN August 27, 2006

Boongsnitch

Do you ever find yourself in a conversation and you just wish there was a word to describe that certain feeling or emotion? Don't fear cause 'boongsnitch' is here.

Boongsnitch is a word that can be used for any situation, any occasion, any meaning. It is extremely flexible, it can be used for anger, happiness, to describe something sexual, to be offensive. Generally it is a great term to be thrown around in most conversations.

The derivation of the word is unknown, a mystery to all of man kind. However there is one common rumour that many boongsnitch sayers love to believe. When Adam first met Eve he discovered the erection. When he realised he could ejaculate he raged at Eve and tied her up using rope made from his pubic bush. He then proceeded to use her as a cum sock for ever and a day screaming boongsnitch after every load.

(Sing this to the Old McDonald Had a Farm beat)

Old Leb Jackson had a boong e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm he grew a snitch e-i-e-i-o
a boong boong here, a snitch snitch there
everywhere a boong boong overthere a snitch snitch
Old Leb Jackson is a boongsnitch e-i-e-i-o

Jackson: I rooted Sarah up against the wall last night

Lachlan: hahahha BOONGSNITCH

or -

Jackson: Tell that guy to get off my dang porch

Lachlan: Yeah, rack off you dirty boongsnitch

by DJ Kettle Stealing Boongsni October 31, 2011

boonie

A party, with alcohol and sometimes drugs, held by underage teenagers way out in a remote desert area, where it's unlikely to attract the attention of the Sheriff's Department. Usually there is a bonfire for light and heat in cold weather. Synonym is "boondocker"; and "boonie" is a shortened version of the term "boondocker." These two terms are common in the southwestern United States, especially in Tucson, Ariz. "Boonie" and "boondocker" have been in use at least since the 1950s.

Man, I got wasted at that boonie last night.

by Clyde_the_Camel December 6, 2010

Booncissel

a person who looks like a penis that is wider than it is long.

hey look at that booncissel over there!!1

by mojo April 23, 2003

Boovision

1. How you feel about that special someone esp. when you are with them.

2. The love is blind kind of feeling one person has over another person usually a lover or a boothang.

When Rihanna sees Chris Brown she has boovision because she keeps running back to him so he can beat her again.

This weekend i am going to have boovision so don't bother to call me.

by Jonashley Duncan August 1, 2012