Boink

A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).

Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.

by Boxymoron February 14, 2005

boink

To engage in or having sex;to fuck

All I wanna do is boink these hoes!!!!

by Lil Shank February 18, 2004

boink

a cheesy ass way to say fuck

"dude, i boinked her!"

"...did you just say boinked?"

"i'm gay"

by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008

Boink

An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.

-run up behind someone and smack them on the head, and they drop what they're carrying-
"BOINK!"

by Missmaggy2u November 2, 2012

Boink!

Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.

Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto

by Noele6277 October 11, 2012

Boink

A person with an excessive amount of ass. Usually only found in males of Turkish decent or with profound Turkish features. 'Boinks' are also commonly referred to as 'Reek' and are almost always utter assholes.

LMFAO did you just see that proper Turkish looking Boink? His ass was so big he waddled like a duck. He was also a real asshole.

by 1000% Boink Facts October 21, 2018

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010