blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 06, 2022
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Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure
(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."
by the happy dater January 11, 2012
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Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.
Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.
by Trailer Daddy February 19, 2010
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All blowed out

All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.
When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out
by Pilgram May 15, 2015
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staten island blow out

Guido hairstyle of this borough. Consists of spiky hair that looks like he has been caught in a wind tunnel. Important: must take at least 1 hr preparation time.
Yo, Danielle Marie, that bouncer at Cylo with the Staten Island blow out has the hottest French Connection tee.
by Joe D. June 29, 2005
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BROWN EYE BLOW OUT

When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.
I always thought Selina was crazy, but when she pulled off a brown eye blow out, i was amazed.
by paragod October 16, 2007
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Blow out your kite

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.
by UncleDon October 11, 2010
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