Blotter

A blond otter. A lean and furry younger gay gentleman with flaxen hair on his head and body.

I want to make out with that blotter in the corner!

by AnnyongBluth February 1, 2010

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

blottled

Underage drinkers partying hard and getting shlammmmmered :)

getting so blottled you cant remember where your pants went

by KAREN&JEN March 26, 2007

fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

botted

To be bummed in a public place...usually whilst dancing...

i got botted in blu bamboo... ah oooooo ah ooooooo

by Dani n Laura November 7, 2008

Blooted

The most fucked up. Period.

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy

by Wifflebat September 23, 2018