Bloof

a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!

I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.

by e_e August 30, 2006

drop a bloof

taking a shit

I think I need to go drop a bloof

by notknell November 13, 2009

Bloof

Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.

A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.

by Chode Muffin November 29, 2010

bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

by jew_swoggle May 8, 2009

booftard

Usually jolly, blissfully ignorant to everything around. Acts like a moron in public. Usually entertaining to watch them act like a clueless piece of crap.

Garreto the Great is the biggest booftard on the face of the planet.

by Derek Cormier July 30, 2006

Blorft

A word made up by Tina Fey in her autobiography called Bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.

I was a little exited but mostly blorft.

by Michelliephant June 1, 2011

Booftini

When a person messes up or does something idiotic.

Guy 1: "Yeah, he dumped Raechel for Stephanie."
Guy 2:"Are you kidding me? What a Booftini!!"

by tehfawkingwusky June 12, 2012