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cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010
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Cranius Blockus

To have a large square cranium (head).
Rob has to wear a box for a hat because he has a cranius blockus.
by robpowers27 August 14, 2012
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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