Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 7, 2011

MC Blockin'

When one guy tries to cock block another guy when the second guy is trying to score with a girl

Joey was MC Blockin' dan-o when joey was listening to dan-o while dan-o was trying to get it in with a girl

by DJ AYCH April 21, 2012

Hyperlink Blocked

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink Blocked.

by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

ice blocking

The sport of using large blocks of ice to reach relatively high speeds down a grassy hill. The only required materials are Blocks of Ice, Towels, and a Grassy Hill. Simply sit on the block of ice (with a towel over it) and slide down the hill allowing minimal friction by using smooth ice and short grass. Let Gravity do its thing.

Often times it is called "Reverse Sledding" because of its popularity in areas that do not recieve snow. Ice Blocking has a huge following among California Teens.

Ice Blocking can be used as a great first date, or hours of endless fun with old friends.

Unfortunatley many parks have banned the sport and labeled it as Vandalism for its ruining of the lawns. However late night runs in the sprinklers have proven to be most fun and least obvious to law enforcement.

I had numerous bruises, but great memories after a night of ice blocking

by Joshua E T Cella August 17, 2006