Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

Blitzen

A person who is addicted to all drugs, not just one. Someone who is always high on many types of illegal drugs. An addict with no special drug of choice.

That girl is always smiling, she's Blitzen. Look at the guy talking to the wall, he's Blitzen.

by Ms. Veronica Wood December 20, 2013

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 30, 2011

blitzerd

The result of smoking at least 2 joints of marijuana, and being extremely stoned.

Man, i got blitzerd last night

by carrytheflag61 January 17, 2011

blitzzXXore

term meaning getting so high that you think blitzzXXore a actual word.

''i was so blitzzXXore last night''
''thats not a word...''

by tozzzo March 18, 2009

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007