blipped

Defective, messed up, or otherwise janky.

DAYUMM! That bitch's face is blipped!

Shit, holmes. How do you get anywhere in that blipped ride o' yours?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Blip

To shoot someone in the head in a FPS game so fast, they don't even realize what just happened to them.

Yo, that n00b is too busy fraggin my teammate. BLIP!!

by BigDaddyJ25x September 13, 2010

Blip

To fool around, anything up to but not including sexual intercourse.

Hey baby, you wanna blip later?

Looks like they just blipped...

by Blippers September 12, 2010

Blip

A single hole in an electronic plastic dart board.

That throw was one blip away from the double bull.

by LtWinston April 6, 2011

Blip

A completely hopeless video streaming service that's way beyond clueless as they make their platform have very limited availability as possible, Blip doesn't care about the consumer or their content makers as they make their platform only available (console wise) on the Xbox platform (a console that will rob anybody blind since Blip is locked behind the Xbox Live Gold paywall), refusing to update their web player from flash to HTML5 (while YouTube, Dailymotion and Vimeo did) and removing people whom are less popular than Doug Walker because they are not putting money in their pocket

Oh my, A new Nostalgia Critic video is up on Blip!
Oh wait! I can't watch it on my TV since i need a fucking Roku or Xbox Live Gold subscription to watch it!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 22, 2014

Blip

A girl who is ditzy or an airhead and thinks about nothing but shopping and boys. Equivalent of a "plastic", "valley girl" or "dumb blonde".

Nancy is such a blip, I mean all she ever thinks about is shopping and boys.

by BubblegumPop! October 26, 2010

Blip

An Asian woman who dies her hair blonde. Found usually at the gym, trendy cafes (with caucasian male dates) and boutiques.

Could that blip's implants look any more fake?

by edie_jay May 12, 2007