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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 4, 2008
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peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.
Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?
by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019
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Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.
Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"
by Oana February 11, 2008
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blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)
oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!
by halo6819 May 1, 2010
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Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.
Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock
by john tek January 8, 2006
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boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.
Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller
by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008
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Blinkied

verb
To disengage socially and conversationally from one’s companions while travelling. Typically the traveller who has blinkied becomes quiet, withdrawn and introspective, often as a consequence of stress of travelling or business engagements, or the prolonged intensity of contact with his or her travelling companions.

Etymology
Exact origins are unclear, but rumoured to include an obliquely relate to the Australian children’s cartoon koala, Blinky Bill. First common usage encountered in or around 2013.
Traveller 1: Paul hasn’t said anything to either of us all day. He’s just staring into space.
Traveller 2: Yep, he has completely Blinkied.
by SuperAspectLifeTalent May 10, 2014
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