Reverse Blindfold

That which makes you see things you have never ever seen before.

Person 1: Dude if you take this, you'll see things you have never seen before!

Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!

by corals July 20, 2010

Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

blindfold kink

When you get sexual pleasure from being blindfolded during sexual intercourse

"how's your new girlfriend bro"
"She's... A hell of a lot more interesting than my last. She has a blindfold kink"

"Damn that's hot"

by Simpmag February 21, 2021

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Blindfolded Louie

Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.

"Hey before we have sex why don't we get the Hoover and do a Blindfolded Louie"

by Louie Sanchez October 2, 2007

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009

arminian blindfold

Ones eyes are ejaculated on while sleeping so when one wakes up theyre eyelids are stuck together

Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.

by big red bacca December 23, 2013