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sunder blunder 

Dude you just woke up the entire house with your vomiting? What a sunder blunder.
sunder blunder by trinity2010 July 13, 2010

blunderkind 

opposite to ‘wunderkind’ \ an accident prone person of any age
He’s an accident seeking somewhere to happen – a total blunderkind.

blinker city 

Blinker city is where you go when you hit a weed pen until the LED light starts flashing. Usually, this means doing a pull for at least 5 seconds. You can do this multiple times in a row until you become faded as a hoe
Fulcrum “Yoo yodie gang, I just hit a blinker fam
Damian “no way bro that zaza finna take you to blinker city”
Fulcrum “FADED THAN A HOE”
blinker city by superRaDD October 19, 2022

Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014