blotto

describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy fucked up experience.

Dude - hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? - jesus christ last night was fucking blotto.

by redjazz1 January 4, 2012

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom May 13, 2005

Blotto

A guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.

Girl: my boyfriends such an asshole, but i love him.
Friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.

by carhar7 June 29, 2011

Bretton

This predatory gaze involves one's upper chest puffing out, legs drunkenly swaying side to side, with a slight head bob left to right, along with a grey or black v-neck. A mild case of pigeon toe has also been reported. While watery eyes are not common, an unhealthy amount of rye will cause a glazed over appearance. Common side effects include an overflowing drink, immediate ejection from the dancefloor, or potentially the club entirely. Success is measured in 6's and 7's.

Girl: OMG what the fuck is wrong with that guy

BFF: Shit, he's giving you The Bretton, run.

by IssardClose September 18, 2012

bettong

a small, mouse-like creature

small-eastern bettong

by rob July 7, 2003

blottocks

The marks made on one's bare behind from sitting on grass naked

Oh no, I wish I'd brought a blanket to sit on, now I have blottocks!

by an admirer January 14, 2004