Blessed With Suck

1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.

Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*

Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"

Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."

by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011

blessee

A blessee is someone who is blessed when they receive a blessing from a blesser.

It's possible to bless God but normally God is the blesser and we are the blessee because God blesses us and we get blessed.

by markce September 17, 2017

blessed sacrament

this school has probablly got some of the worst teachers in the world. Some of these tachers include mrs. loudan, mrs. wall, and mr. tiffy. Mrs. loudan is a man( or posably a crossdresser) she has a big hairy mustache that moves up and down when she is bithching at students.

ho, whore, witch, bitch, prostitude, trollop, hemoraphardite. WE ALL HATE "HIM" or "HER" or "IT"

by bannana bob February 24, 2005

Blessed from Behind

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.

My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

by bigdaddyvince October 5, 2017

Brian Blessed

A physical representation of God himself, a Shakespearean actor, a Gungan and the only man in the world to punch a polar bear in the fucking mouth.

Brian Blessed is a fucking legend.

by ClangaMan March 9, 2018

blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.

That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!

by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018

blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)

person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!

by confused, would we? September 9, 2006