blendering

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.

my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie

by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

Fresh Blend

A "Fresh Blend" is a recently acquired new short hair cut. It is called a fresh blend because it it has been styled to perfection by a skilled hairdresser, and combined with a shave, gives you an attractive fresh look to your old scraggly long styled you had before.

Jerome: Hey dude, have you done something with your hair?
Imran: Yeah blud, I got a fresh blend at the weekend man.

by PrimeOne February 11, 2013

Tall Blonde

1 - A small sized cup of mild roast coffee, commonly found at Starbucks

2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive

Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.

I just had a tall blonde, and my heart is racing!

by c@vm@n September 8, 2016

Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

by matree May 26, 2010

Blonddict

A guy/girl that only dates blondes. Usually a football player or a jock.

Guy 1: Damn look at her ass!
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.

by WhyYouWantToKnow? June 22, 2016

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

by Today is clueless March 26, 2020

blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010