get blended

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.

X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!

by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010

Tripple Blend

The mixture of 3 types of ingredients to make the ultimate smoking sensation. Mixture includes:
1. 2008 Mull
2. 2007 Fill
3. Chronic Bud

Stick Man taking a puff "Gee Shez, this joint is unreal, what does it consist of?"
Shez "Its the ultimate Tripple Blend"

by Tripple Blender February 25, 2009

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Blended O

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.

I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!

by ratpimp April 16, 2008

BLENDED

Fucking superior to all things.
An alliance, group, gang, pack.....
Thug for life
A replacement word for tight.
everything
Definition of Life.

Hey look at those groups of guys, they look BLENDED as fuck.
BLENDED son.
BLENDED cuh.
Ay BLENDED
BLENDED
Thug for Life=BLENDED

by Jeremy "Sex Panther" Shahan October 6, 2008

Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.

Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""

by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021