A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
Get the Big Man Blastoisemug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the dominique pelicot is blastoisemug. When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
Get the French Blastoisemug. The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe
by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018
Get the Blastoisemug. The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
Get the Blastoisemug. by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
Get the Blastoisemug. When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.
Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
by HoboJuice April 8, 2019
Get the Blastoisemug.