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Blastoising

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.
by BangalangMan February 1, 2025
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Blastoise

The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.
by Rjette15 March 8, 2019
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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.
by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018
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Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!
Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!
by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
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