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Crema Blanca

Oh snap! That Crema Blanca in her eye must be causing extreme irritation!
by Pigsquid March 21, 2007
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Dirty Blanca

Sexual practice which consists basically on have sex and ejaculate using any object during an earthquake, taking advantage of the vibrations. The clit can be stimulated with additional vibrators, which makes the experience stronger.
During the earthquake, instead of hiding, we made a Dirty Blanca in the shop.
by Zthecat July 21, 2020
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carta blanca

Pisswater, easy to chug, chug beer
Yo, have you picked up that 40oz of Carta blanca; I'm tryna chug and not puke. SWITCH TO CARTA BLANCA, DONT GET HIT BY PUKE REFLEXES
by COLT 45 N 2 ZIG ZAG November 22, 2013
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la langosta blanca

Spanish for white lobster.

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.
La langosta blanca gets me through the nignt.
by James_Hunt February 13, 2008
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Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS)

A recent pandemic of one or two lazy eyes, due to Semen, (otherwise known as "Crema Blanca"), being ejaculated into the eyes.
Janice can look at two things at once now that she has been diagnosed with Crema Blanca Syndrome (CBS).
by Pigsquid March 21, 2007
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blanca

Blanca is that girl—glasses perched perfectly on her nose, pale like moonlight, tall enough to command a room, and yes, blessed with big boobs. But don’t get it twisted—she’s not just looks. Blanca is insanely bright, heart-meltingly caring, effortlessly witty, and low-key the person everyone ends up admiring, even if they pretend not to. She walks in, and the vibe shifts. Brains, beauty, and a soft heart wrapped up in one powerhouse. Period.
"I was having the worst day, and Blanca just knew. She brought snacks and stayed with me the whole time."
by alwaysunkown May 27, 2025
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Blanca

She’s beautiful but a little Bitch when it comes to the thing. Sie is a bit stupid but very lovely. She is a mommy and goes both ways. All in all a cute little shit
Blanca is so damn hot
by Oliveisbroke August 29, 2022
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