baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

Baffle

This word has multiple contexts but the 2 main ones are:
1) confused as in baffled
2) take something by surprise

1) OMG SOME GUY JUST CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 IS! I WAS SO BAFFLED!
2) Oh, man. Last night I baffled some chicks pussy. A one night stand, bro.

by BriærChezEclairé October 7, 2015

[baffle]

Bitch.ass.fucker.fucking.lonely.elephants

Man you are such a baffle!

by Killa Ki. August 8, 2008

Baffler

See "Houdini."

by G-Dawg May 30, 2003