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Mad Blacktop

by Paulie 505 June 15, 2008
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Dance On The Blacktop

Demanding females of consenting age, to stalk, employing themselves to providing sexual favors of their desire
That's Jesse crowe Dancing on the blacktop maybe I should give him some pussy. I'll wait until he falls asleep then wake him up with some head\oral sex. Dance On The Blacktop
by King Sancho takinyobitches November 24, 2019
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blackopnosis

When someone is so obssesed with Call of Duty: Black Ops that they will be hypnotized and do whatever you say.
Did you talk to Edd this morning?
Yeah i could have told him to wipe my ass and he would have said he would do it.
Yeah he has a case of blackopnosis!
See, video game addiction
by OptuxZ June 28, 2011
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blackhopping

when a girl only hooks up with black guys, and goes from one black guy to another black guy, it's called blackhopping
ashleigh just hooked up with 3 black dudes, she's totally blackhopping tonight
by nmh712 December 15, 2011
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Blackception

Having a person blackmail a person when that person is already blackmailing a person. similar to inception only instead of dreams its blackmail.
1. Person A gets blackmailed by person B, person B gets blackmailed by person C, and person D blackmails Person C, and so forth and so on.

2. wow that's a really long line of blackmail, it kinda hurts my brain like inception did. Hey lets call it Blackception.
by seabeast September 29, 2012
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Blackcockacitis

Blackcockacitis is when a hawks fan thinks their team is good and often fantasizes about them hoisting the cup In the upcoming years. Often, they will bring up previous cups won in an argument and tell you “just you wait.”

If you have blackcockacitis, you may experience:

-Little to no sex

-A decrease in friends

-An increase in enemies

-Mood swings and sadness from the reality of how the Blackhawks play

-The overwhelming feeling of wanting to jump on the bandwagon
C: “Oh man, the hawks lost, they’ll never make the playoffs with goaltending and offence like that! Horrible, just horrible.”

K: “Just you wait, the Blackhawks will win the cup next year. Our players are top notch, every game we lost was due to the refs!”

C: “you must suffer from blackcockacitis, take the L and seek some help bud.”
by TheFunYetSadTruth April 24, 2019
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Blackcock Down

Blackcock down as we like to call it consists of a 10 second porno clip, where the actress is told absolutely nothing. While she awkwardly sits there on that lonely couch, the actor sprints full speed down the lane and viciously dick and ball slaps her across the face. Then quickly exits the building butt ass naked. That my friend is a Blackcock Down
I says your mom online last night. That Blackcock down nearly took out her lower lip. No wonder wht that mushroom cloud bruise looked suspense.
by ShaquilleThesenutstoyourchin September 21, 2019
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