bird school

a school for birds. this is where you learn heck is a bad word.

"did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? i'm a lawyer"

by simple bird October 2, 2013

flappy bird syndrome

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.

i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

by Mickey kelevra February 3, 2014

big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Donk Bird

A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.

Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.

by DJ Rome January 12, 2020

Bird Fever

A condition brought on by repeated blunders and failures in rapid succession, in which the victim can't help but continue failing and blundering. Often dangerous, Bird Fever spirals out of control and can not be stopped with out intervention or removal from the situation. With out help the condition can lead to injury and embarrassment. In rare cases it can be fatal.

When the lunch rush hit, he caught Bird Fever and spilled hot grease down his leg.

Uh-oh, looks like Leroy caught Bird Fever. Better go help him out before shit gets extra fucked up.

by foodspook October 5, 2010

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

odd bird

1. Somebody who's not cut from the same cloth as most normal people
2. A weirdo

1. I think he's a funny guy, but he's an odd bird sometimes.

by detectivequin October 30, 2014