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Bizner

When one pops a boner (erection) while doing business.
I was looking at cheryl from my cubical and I sprung a bizner.
by Tzatziki Sauce November 10, 2010
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late night binger

A person that binges on food very late at night because they either weren't hungry during the day or just enjoy stuffing themselves at nighttime because they've found that food does, indeed, taste better after midnight.
Everything does taste better after midnight...that's why I'm a proud late night binger!!
by granola_chick December 24, 2008
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binger's remorse

The empty feeling you get when you finish a show that you've been binge-watching, where you realize that either you have caught up and now have to wait for new episodes, or that there is no more left of what you were watching.
"I watched all five seasons of The Wire in two weeks, but then got binger's remorse.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
by ClayDavis November 28, 2011
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Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
by mikkedj November 12, 2021
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Binger

A prosecutor who disregards his duty to pursue Justice in favor of trying to convict a man he knows to be innocent by lying to the jury about the law, making absurd analogies and putting up weak strawmen.

Someone who says that by being prepared to defend yourself you actually forfeit the right to self defense.

A ridiculous excuse for a man.

A flaccid penis.

AKA Littlebinger
That guy is a real Binger. I hope he gets sued into oblivion for malicious prosecution after the acquittal.

What a Binger! He actually pointed a gun at the jury!
What was he trying to prove by doing that?
That he’s malicious as well as incompetent.
by JDBoDean November 16, 2021
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Whiskey Bilzer

The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.
"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"
by Mr. Joel April 24, 2009
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Twine Binder

Johnny you're such a fucking twine binder
by rarrybarry April 4, 2011
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