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Bilko

A nickname or term for a person who can cause havoc and is inherently clumsy and posses little logic or common sense. A Bilko will be the most accident prone person you are ever likely to meet and extreme caution should be used when a Bilko is in the vacinity.

The most famous and some say original Bilko is 'Bilko', aka Zoid and Mr Neil, and is native to Northern France, Belgium and South East England. It is unclear as to why it moves location on a near daily basis, one theory is it's need for alcohol, food and to give others a break from his catastrophic tendancies.

A Bilko is also a formidable eater of pies, kebabs and curry with peshwari naan bread, although nothing hotter than a Madras. It has been rumoured that when it's questioned, it will reply 'I am not the Zoid you are looking for' which is taken loosely from Star Wars.

WARNING: for your personal safety, do not approach, contact or get stuck in the same room as a Bilko.
Suebo: 'Who on earth has left this trail of total destruction and half eaten peshwari naan bread?'

Tarquin: 'That would have been Bilko, we should count ourselves lucky we missed it.

Suebo: 'Yeah, true dat bro, true dat, we may have been injured or even eaten.'
by Lover of Two Chairs April 29, 2011
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biloela

Home of kaffas cats, crack heads and Shawn Cavs nudes, if this place doesn't make you want to kill yourself you can survive anywhere.
"Oi did you see Shawn Cavs nudes"
"Duh, who hasn't he is the Biloela slut"
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Bilzerian

An arrogant, self absorbed person who becomes an even bigger asshole when given money and cocaine.
That was a total bilzerian move when snorted all of the blow and threw my hooker off the roof.
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biloziri

Greek-cypriot phrase when the weather is very cold and Below zero
Ma ti e touto to biloziri e psofisame
by Alex89 February 8, 2007
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Biltonator

1. A device used to Biltonate meat (turn meat into biltong). A meat dehydrator.
2. A person who Biltonates meat (a cook who prepares biltong)
My new industrial Biltonator can make biltong in under 48 hours.
Glenn is the best Biltonator I know.
by CapCoco November 10, 2009
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Bilocationability

The ability to be in two places simultaneously
Shit, Professor twat was ear fucking me for at least an hour so I used my bilocationability to transport me to Chinatown's dirtiest strip bar
by rustys3 September 5, 2011
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Bilo

Borat's retarded brother (Mason Cole Phillips)
She said "you will never get this you will never get this" and BILO break out and he get it! Great success!
by jitalot December 4, 2019
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