Bierman

(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity

(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself

(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."

(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."

(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"

(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"

(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."

by nobody will care anyways December 9, 2008

beercake

The frothy leftover on a man's nutsack after a loaded creampie.

There was such a massive beercake on my balls after that nut.

by Saught January 17, 2020

beercation

a vacation based around visiting as many microbreweries as possible

I went on beercation to Portland, OR, and went to seven microbreweries! Next year I want to beercation in Colorado.

by clem7632 August 5, 2008

beercan

Jamaican pronounciation of bacon

aren't i funny!!

by Dave February 11, 2004

bircake

when a female is licking a dudes sweaty man balls, and the sweat from his balls starts to bead up on her top lip. Then she proceeds to lick it off, seductively, while rubbing her temples singing 'happy birthday'.

"Yo, lets go to that party."
"Hell yeah, I'm trying to get that good bircake."

by kinkaykittay August 28, 2011

bierce

a male who recieves no oral sex from his spouse

timmy bierce

by whyhello1 September 10, 2010

beercation

Like a staycation. Except all you do is sit around and drink beer, because you cant afford to or rather not go anywhere

staycation ,vacation, pisstank , beercation

by MikeakaFatboy August 27, 2008