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by janett doe April 21, 2022
Get the jeffery jeffery bezosmug. by anonymous July 26, 2022
Get the Papa Bezosmug. Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.
by Mangol11 October 22, 2020
Get the Bezos or to Bezodmug. Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
Get the Jeff bezosmug. A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023
Get the jeffrey preston bezosmug. Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”
Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
by KJcreative January 31, 2022
Get the Bezosmug.