Bert 

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

Bert by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

bert 

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

bert by berties March 20, 2019

Bert 

Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.

damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert

Bert by stevowen March 22, 2019

Bert 

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

Bert by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

Bert 

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

Bert by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020

Bert 

When you get chlamydia in your anus.

Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.

Bert by Definezodiac October 14, 2020

Bert 

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

Bert by PsyopMedic November 9, 2020