A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
by Astrogirl435 April 03, 2016
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
by Rasheed Scott June 14, 2006
V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.
Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?
by Bert's Neighbor September 03, 2006
A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.
by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019
Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.
by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 07, 2022
CptWrath lives by Bert.
by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016