u ate all my beans

A phrase used when someone eats your beans

U ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by Ur mum gei October 11, 2018

beanski

1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.

When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.

by General Motors September 28, 2006

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 1, 2006

Sweeney beans

Cutest girl I've ever seen.

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!

by Damongey April 15, 2022

eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Bernsplain

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

by Nk Elite June 11, 2006