Bernardo Girão

Um Bernardo Girão é um homem de responsabilidade, com grande importância na U.C., mas também um pouco autista, estúpido e meio burro. Sempre a jabardar, não se cala e só diz merda. Faz coisas que não lembra a ninguém e só tem amigos que ou são vendidos ou bonecos. Para ser um Bernardo Girão, basta vir do Satao e morar em Coimbra, ser meio autista, gostar de falar com elas e ao mesmo tempo ser um pouco homossexual.

Bernardo Girão é mesmo autista

by Novinho Do Satao December 18, 2025

Bernardo

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?

"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Bernardo costa (Bê costa)

A handsome 18 year old man who will hopefully fall in love with me 🤞

Bernardo costa (Bê costa) and I are the perfect couple!

by Sabrina Butcher October 12, 2023

bernardo

A big guy with a wonderful hart that really likes dick he gets most of the girls but only the ugly one

ay sup cuh you a bit of a bernardo

by JJJAJAJA November 9, 2020

Bernardo T.

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.

Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?

Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!

by ZaidzupaBbshaliJameerBok September 15, 2025

Bernardo Venegas

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS

Bernardo Venegas is hot.

by Mami1303 September 7, 2021

Bernardo

Brazilian guy but shit at football. Fake depressed. (He gets girls tho)

Person 1: Whats your name?
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!

by SchlongISlong October 3, 2021