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whisker bender

An extended drinking binge that lasts long enough for the male participant to grow noticeable facial stubble.

*The phrase was originally coined by Brian Henneman of the alt-country band “The Bottle Rockets”.
I went on a whisker bender that lasted for two days straight and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.
by Supernaut2 March 10, 2009
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Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB August 24, 2005
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The Last Air Bender

1) The last blast of air to emite from one's ass.
2) M. Night.Shyamalan's last blast of ass in the audiences face.
I am sorry about sending out the last air bender of the night, but I ate tacos
by pogue2012 July 6, 2010
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letter-bender

To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.
I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.
by GIADA D. March 7, 2007
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John Bender

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
by Marty J A December 20, 2006
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beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant
"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"
by WingNut September 5, 2003
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bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008
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