Bitchtard

A female child born out of wedlock, without parents being married!!

If a male son that is born out of wedlock is a bastard then a female child is a bitchtard.

Sharon is a bitchtard.

by 3c3o June 8, 2011

Bentarded

when you've been retarded.

man, you bentarded!

by Stading22 February 27, 2009

Benchmarking

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.

"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel

by Will KitZel February 25, 2011

benchmarks

Measures of performance, taken from the engineering world, but often referring to computer technology.

Did you see the benchmarks on anandtech for the new AMD 64? It is teh win!

by Kurt N. March 25, 2004

Benchwarmer

Someone who plays on a team, but does not start.

Sal, I'm sorry, but your a benchwarmer for today's game.

by Matthew Delgado September 4, 2016

benchtrioylyl

really hot and funny person

“have u seen benchtrioylyls recent post” “shut up im watching avatar”

by peopy July 7, 2021

Benchmark partner

A person you once dated who checked all your boxes of your dream partner but in reality it didn’t work out between y’all and now you’re looking for him/her in every other person you date. Sad but true. I feel you.

Saurabh : Bro ya, she set the bar really high
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.

by Lak_Rathod December 15, 2021