The Beethoven

The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.

Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?

Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!

by lightninglegs October 17, 2011

Beethoven

A synonym for anything you want.

"Beethoven up, this is the police."
"That shit was so Beethoven"
"Wanna go back to my place and Beethoven?"

by Kory P December 7, 2009

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011

Beethoven juice

Something the entirety of Canada drink during the month of March in order to honor Mr. Beethoven's death.

American Girl: I'm so sad. Beethoven died so long ago. He was such a great man
Canadian Boi: Drink up some Beethoven juice. It's a respectful way to honor his death

by AnxiousWorm69 December 5, 2018

Beethoven

Aka bever toven beef oven

Real og nigga was a chef and drawer

Beethoven was a og Ong

by Mommylover87272 February 14, 2022

Beethoven

Beethoven the dog will never shut up when told to. He can be quite obnoxious at times, but is kind at heart. He’s also sweet and playful.

Beethoven will never shut up.

by BubblesAreEverywhere August 18, 2022

Beethoven

Beethoven the dog will never shut up when told to. He can be quite obnoxious at times, but is kind at heart. He can also be quite playful and very sweet.

Beethoven will never shut up.

by BubblesAreEverywhere August 18, 2022