by SuperZemnot November 6, 2012
 Get the Beemug.
Get the Beemug. by The Seamonster March 17, 2010
 Get the Beemug.
Get the Beemug. the most amazing human being (yes, human being) in the universe. she happens to be more sophisticated and wise than Brianna, and very well-loved by her friends and random passersby.
by Lolita Nintendo January 17, 2009
 Get the Beemug.
Get the Beemug. Plural of 'bee'. An insect that collects pollen from flowers, makes hives and is well-known for having a 'stinger' that injects an assailant with venom. If you remain calm and stay out of their way they won't be likely to hurt you. However if you attract their attention run like a bat out of hell and jump in some water.
Johnny: Hey craig, you goin to the store today because I need a ride.
Craig: Nah.. I thought I'd just do my homework today.
(Linda enters)
Linda: Hey you two, I'm kinda hot, wanna bump uglies?
Johnny: Not now Linda, I JUST PISSED OFF SOME BEES!
Craig: RUN LIKE HELL!
Linda: THEY HAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELVES!
Craig: NOOOOOooooo I'll SAVE YOU!
Johnny: Don't! NOO! CRAIG! LINDA!
(Craig and Linda are torn apart by the bees!)
Johnny: WHYYYYY!????
(Johnny pulls out a grenade from nowhere.)
Johnny: I'm commin back for ya guys!
>>> EXPOLOSION! <<<
Craig: Nah.. I thought I'd just do my homework today.
(Linda enters)
Linda: Hey you two, I'm kinda hot, wanna bump uglies?
Johnny: Not now Linda, I JUST PISSED OFF SOME BEES!
Craig: RUN LIKE HELL!
Linda: THEY HAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELVES!
Craig: NOOOOOooooo I'll SAVE YOU!
Johnny: Don't! NOO! CRAIG! LINDA!
(Craig and Linda are torn apart by the bees!)
Johnny: WHYYYYY!????
(Johnny pulls out a grenade from nowhere.)
Johnny: I'm commin back for ya guys!
>>> EXPOLOSION! <<<
by TheJoseph October 2, 2005
 Get the Beesmug.
Get the Beesmug. A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.
"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
 Get the Beemug.
Get the Beemug. by Doolsey January 1, 2005
 Get the beemug.
Get the beemug. by The-shield February 27, 2004
 Get the Beemug.
Get the Beemug.