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Beefcake

A pretentious clan of idiotic teens and immature young adults who listen to the talentless music that is called hardcore.
They are arrogant and most are not friendly to others out side the "scene." Liked by few and feared by even less, the seem to think the are the shit.

FUCK YOU BEEFCAKE KREW
GROW THE FUCK UP!
"Dude I'm so br00t4l! Beefcake!"
by Cast March 5, 2008
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Beefcake

the art of clobbering your partner with your wang, continously smacking her across the face and dominating her with your dick. by the end of this she should have mushrooms all over her face.
"Geez alex why did you have to beefcake me? my face stings so much." EE
by Heavy FLow January 29, 2008
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beefcake

man that guy is a beefcake
by b33fcake July 8, 2003
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BEEFCAKE

Owning someone or something with excessive-ness
If this guy gets to close I'm gona BEEFCAKE him
by zer0face January 2, 2011
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SPZ]-beefcake-[A

SPZ-beefcake-A, an extremely skilled player in Americas army who does not cheat.

SPZ-beefcake-A, a handsome lover
SPZ-beefcake-A is one damn sexy bastard

That mofo, SPZ-beefcake-A, can aim!
by jihad February 15, 2005
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benchpress beefcake

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.
"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
by Loofi May 2, 2008
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beefcake

a fat kid who plays video games for his time off,rathers video games then hanging out with friends,stays home in his mom's basement
a beefcake thinks they have muscle but are fat and wont admit it.
by beefcake565 April 26, 2008
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