Coppin' A Beej

Transitive verb. Present and future tenses.

1. A man searching for oral sex at a bar, beach, church, or any place where a social function is occurring.

2. A man having oral sex performed upon his person.

Can also be a used as a past tense verb. "Copped A Beej"

Origin: Midwest United States

1. What are your plans for tonight John?
-Why I'm going to be coppin' a beej at the church social Jim.

2. Adam copped a beej last night from Sally; what a beej champ.

3. I think you're talking about the guido 10 yards away, who's coppin' a beej from some fat girl.

4. You boys don't know the first thing about coppin' a beej.

by Beej master January 21, 2010

haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

heej beej

Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.

by Luois McQueen February 28, 2008

Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

deej beej

n. a beej from a DJ.

deej beej, like we're talkin wxyc style.

by wxycdj October 21, 2008

Muscle Beeje

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje

I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.

by Traytsa August 8, 2007

Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.

Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”

by Beejaydee November 27, 2017