beat off kid

some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know

Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"

by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006

beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2014

Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre

Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre

by Tintoes May 26, 2012

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010