Bearback

Having unprotected sex (raw, not wearing a condom).
Also called Bareback

I know I should use protection, but there is no feeling better on your dick than riding the bitch bearback.

by DipNBear July 19, 2006

bearanoid

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

by nutzoid July 8, 2011

Bearataur

A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.

Yep, judging by the pee on the ground and the scoreboard that was most def a bearataur.

by OntarioRage February 23, 2011

Bereavacation

When you've run out of vacation time at your job and you claim a death in the family to get time off.

I've been planning a vacation to Florida but I've used up all my vacation. I guess I'll claim that my husband's step mom died and make it a bereavacation!

by smellytongues June 6, 2015

bearfaceington

the shortest brockhampton member

yo bearfaceington is pretty as fuck, but ain’t he like 3’2?

by bumpbumpinmytrunk October 18, 2019

Bereaved

When you are deprived of someone you love like one of your family or a close friend of you because of the death.

He went to the bereaved family to console them

by Mohamed Ismael July 16, 2021

beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.

Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!

by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022