Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

alabama blackhead

When youre having anal sex and your partner poops while youre still inside, thus compacting a small amount of feces into your urethra. Then you pull out and squeeze the stool out on her back as if you're popping a blackhead.

Ol' Roscoe just gave his sister the Alabama Blackhead.

by BigJay85 November 5, 2018

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

by N. Sanity November 19, 2006

Bitchhead

Bitchhead is the kind way of insulting someone you don't like, in the most special of ways.

Chad: Dude your shoes are complete trash!

Josh: Shut up bitchhead!

by joedirt69 May 23, 2016

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008