A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009
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baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.
After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.
by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013
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'Obama is pretty pimp..
yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'
oops.. I think someone f'd up..
yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..
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yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'
oops.. I think someone f'd up..
yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..
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by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009
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An intentional misspelling of the word “bastard” in A video game’s chat, so that it will not be censored.
That was my netherite, you basterd!
by amogus mcsusface May 24, 2022
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by Papabearak January 11, 2008
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