Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008

Barnicle juice

Pissed off

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice

by Raldy October 2, 2009

barniculous

The act of having barnacles on you.

When you see something barniculous, you’ll know it’s barniculous.

by Niccy J Thiccy February 18, 2023

Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

banicide

Banicide is a term used to describe banning multiple users of an Internet forum in quick succession. Sometimes, multitudes of forum-goers suffer from fits of douchebaggery. A normally laid back community can become a volatile, cesspool of trolling and senseless bashing. The only remedy is banning the offending parties to restore order to the website.

In the wake of recent events, the only way to describe the amount of people banned from the sn95forum is banicide.

by White95 February 4, 2014

Bartnicki

With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki

Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night

by Sucioking August 14, 2017

fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014