donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

daddy barbeque

A party where older men look to hool up with young men, while both parties are nude.

Let's plan a daddy barbeque

by Daddybbqlover May 7, 2018

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

baresque

To go wild with anger.

"He told me he'd forgotten to bring the beer so I went totally baresque!"

by AussieDinkum November 23, 2013

barbeque

The act of placing gasoline on a motor vehicle with incriminating evidence of a crime that was commited by yourself inside and lighting it on fire

Yo bitch! We gots to barbeque this ride les the po-lice be finding all of all our stash.

by Shinobo and Dark Rage May 28, 2003

Barbeque Wife

A woman that can pour a beer and grill a burger perfectly.

Ex:
1. Jane poured that beer perfectly, what a barbeque wife.
2. Look at Mary grill those burgers... I wanna make her my barbeque wife.

by TapArtist July 8, 2010

barbequeer

a gay pride rally involving steak, usually cooked on an outdoor grill.

yesterday i went to the wildest barbequeer

by joey rosano November 3, 2010